margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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