is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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