How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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