I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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