kristin has been a bad kristin
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I sprained my soul last night
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
