no, he came in my armpit
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
