similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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