Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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