Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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