So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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