As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just want to make out with him forever
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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