He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
This baby is an asshole
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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