she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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