That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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