and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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