I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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