i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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