Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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