Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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