what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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