Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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