Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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