i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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