running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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