i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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