So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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