and you said cock pushups were impossible
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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