ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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