what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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