dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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