Bisexual people are plain selfish.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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