Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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