I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I cockslap morals
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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