you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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