I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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