Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
