im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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