How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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