Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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