he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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