Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We got so high we made milksteak
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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