This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this will be a night to untag.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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