god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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