it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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