I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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