yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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