are you still at the devil's house?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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