can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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