i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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