brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
